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{Songify This – ‘Fast Don’t Lie’ Remix – feat. Slim Chin, Dwight Howard, & D. Rose}

§1760 · May 17, 2011 · cat · 25 comments


download the free mp3! thegregorybrothers.com Slim Chin, Dwight Howard, and D. Rose admonish aspiring ballers – both literal and figurative! – on how one should become truly successful in the world with a rousing hook, “Fast Don’t Lie.’ With success mainly being measured by dunks, and also, cubic meters of caviar. ORIGINAL VIDEOS: www.youtube.com FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com 2ND CHANNEL www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News LYRICS What up world? I’m Slim Chin, ‘Beast from the Far East.’ This is Dwight Howard ‘Beast from the Regular East.’ Think i got this crib by being slow? I got this ’cause i’m fast! Think i got this solid gold jet ski by being slow? I got this ’cause i’m fast! Fast Don’t Lie Fast Don’t Lie Think i got this caviar pool by being slow? I got this ’cause i’m fast! Think i got this benjamin pile by being slow? I got this ’cause i’m fast! Off quicker than a prom dress, A prom dress. TIME’S UP! You’re too slow. *spoken tenderly* Dwight, play that thing that you play so well. No, not really. No, close. I, I got it. Sing Song Time! *sung* Fast Don’t Lie! Fast Don’t Lie! FAST, DUNT, LIE. EEEEEEEEE FAST DON’T LIE! WHAT? FAST DON’T LIE! Get freaky, get, get freaky, Get freaky like my LADY PYRAMID! *yelled* I’m Slim Chin and I’m OUT! Thanks to Adidas for sponsoring this video! -love, michael

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{Pale kid raps fast}

§1574 · April 1, 2011 · cat · 25 comments


www.facebook.com shot by Jess Dunlap audio engineered by Pete Olivo titles by Jackson Adams being a cat by Chaplin backing track- ‘Break Ya Neck’- Busta Rhymes O hai i’m that guy built so fly in a silk bow tie don’t know why i’m built so fly but i am, no lie oh my rolled by on a low ride Huffy sitting on the pegs, shelltoes puffy cuff rolled up to my calf class out the ass bad with the swag like buffy Gotta be the one to bite the bullet i’m sinner but i bet I coulda been a better man I wanna be zen. but I go sipping on some medicine instead of meditating but I get when i can I don’t wanna wind up in the gutter with a bottle of malt- liquor, bitter cause i never got a call telling me that it’s all figured out i’m sick of doubt but i’m looking at the wall part of me was hoping to be caught up in the moment and to be open to the good and the God in me but i got a labotomy and i get that I oughtta become a bit of an oddity when somebody gets offended by the thought of me who’s he? you gotta be kidding me do me like Gabourey Sidibe if you see me with a chickadee no diggity it’ll be giggity giggity giggity gonna send it like a letter from above with a woman that I love cause I get it like i live but if my baby’s gay I’ll say you go gay baby, work that crib! work that bib burp that kid screw po-lice flip that car i don’t want a Jesus piece but i want a Reece’s Piece and a Kit Kat Bar I want everybody focusing on getting me to Letterman to kick it for the betterment of innocent …

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